I keep getting annoying phone calls every day from someone with a foreign accent that asks to speak to Dooglas and wants to buy my house. I have to tell them it’s not for sale, but I do have some craters on the Dark Side of the Moon that I’d be willing to sell. I get...
Well, here we are again in the midst of winter, and I’ll be danged…OK, so I’m danged but who gives a dang. So, it’s been snowing quite a bit of late, two snowstorms in as many weeks, and what do I have, besides snow? I’ve got a case of popsicle toes from...
Mountain Musings with Uncle Mott Wichita Lineman I must warn you that I’m in a cranky mood today. Yes, cranky, and why you might ask am I cranky? I’ll tell you why, it’s because a dear, sweet 93-year-old neighbor of mine froze to death in her own home because the...
Mister Spaceman I don’t know about you but, frankly, all these reports of UFOs infringing on this country’s airspace are giving me a the heebie-jeebies. During a recent White House press conference, the president said the three mysterious objects seen a few weeks ago...
Uncle Mott is singin’ the blues as he has been without power (so no heat) or Internet for more days than he can remember. Because of that, he’s unable to provide our readers with his pithy words this week. When services are restored, we will publish the column he...
